Adventuring to the backwoods of NC...No banjos were heard...

Instead of DVD players, airbags in my seat cushion or warning labels that I have only read when with whomever I was traveling with was THAT boring...I wish cars came with a sign on the bumper that you could turn on when needed in particular situations, i.e., "I have never been where I'm trying to go and I took the back way." Expect frequent stops, slower than Grandma's driving on Sundays, 3 point turn arounds and turn signals used when not needed or not at all. It is unnecessary to flip me off as you go around me at 90 mph. I'm already having a bad day...